The first thing you eat in the morning should be fantastic. So it may as well be this:
1) Homemade oatmeal bread, toasted. Unable to make your own homemade bread? Marry someone obsessed with baking!
2) Peanut butter. Normally I advocate for lots and lots of peanut butter, but a thin layer is best here because we don’t want to overpower thing #3. All we’re really going for is protecting thing #3 from melting due to the heat of the toast.
3) Dark chocolate sprinkles!!! To get these, you need to have dear friends who went to Amsterdam and brought some back for you. Oh wait–you can get them on Amazon, too!
This is as fine of a breakfast as one can possibly eat.
Yum!